I am deliberately not cooking for the next few days. Not even instant oatmeal for breakfast. I just got a wonderful manicure (Hana Nails on Maiden Lane and Williams) and want to make it last at least through Monday night. No risking chipping a nail while chopping onions and definitely no washing the dishes (something I don't like even when not freshly manicured).
So my meals are planned around my manicure. Pizza from Adrienne's tonight, no need for silverware that would need to be washed (plastic ware doesn't cut it). Tomorrow I am treating myself to the bacon from Cipriani Le Specialita for breakfast - the sacrifices I have to make for beauty. And thanks to an immersion day with a vendor lunch and dinner I can use silverware and not have to wash it.
I wonder if I can negotiate this into a future pre-nup agreement? Two days post manicure my husband will need to make due with ordering in, heating up leftovers or cooking himself. It will already be understood that he is always in charge of the dishes.
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